officialpigeon:

"Money can’t make you happy"

WELL IT SURE AS HELL AINT GONNA MAKE ME SAD

flewor:

"was that awkward eye contact or were we checking eachother out" - a life story

crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

ectobiolosassy:

crazieecatladyy:

how to get the d

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i think i don’t want it anymore

catswithbenefits:

i dont want a job i just want paychecks

stacysdad:

i can relate to pirates because i too am after the booty

alvxandra:

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i’ve never seen something so accurate

bootsi:

I won’t take selfies with other people y’all don’t know my angles

christmascockies:

i stopped caring when i was like 3