gooftroopin:

me:

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you:

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my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

heisenbabe:

i want to sleep for 2 years and wake up with a degree, an apartment and money in the bank.

snorlaxatives:

*sits down next to you and sympathetically looks into your eyes* i don’t care

cassieblack:

arineat:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"Wanna bet?"

"Scared, Potter?"

grandmafupa:

Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk

yuniedc:

boy toy named Troy used to live in Detroit



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