whoatakeiteasyman:

no mom, do not ask that relative if they want to talk to me next on the phone.

virused:

list of people i like:

  1. dogs

dulect:

if you gave me $1000 to spend I would still click lowest to highest price

svvords:

*washes hands with my tears*

if you like me i’ll literally never realize it until you tell me, “I like you” and even then I’m still not sure

letsfuckaroundthatswhatwedo:

I have so many ugly pictures of my friends purely stored for revenge

serration:

constantly torn between “if it’s meant to be, it will be” and “if you want it, go get it”

He love this fat ass hhahahahahjahahsjskkaakak

—A six word story (via emobean)

pink-vulva:

reasons i want to look GOOD 

  • for myself
  • for myself
  • to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts
  • for myself

mama-panther:

[cries but also keeps eyeliner intact]

haroldstache:

Jesus fuck, I’m in tears



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