hey sorry im late i didnt want to come
i want to sleep for 2 years and wake up with a degree, an apartment and money in the bank.
*sits down next to you and sympathetically looks into your eyes* i don’t care
Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension
- "Make me",
- "oh really",
- "is that so"
"What’s in it for me?"
Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk