blastortoise:

Why would you intentionally eat olives like what in the fuck? are you okay? is someone forcing you to do this? You need me to call the police let me know so we can help you

itseasytobemerry:

thismachinespewssarcasm:

itseasytobemerry:

why didn’t harry use the chamber of secrets when teaching dumbledore army? i mean, only HE could open the door?

because the giant basilisk skeleton might have been a distraction

if anything it sets the mood

falloutyoungmale:

I write sins not five page research papers

myindiangenocide:

how many chainz could 2 chainz chain if 2 chainz could chain chainz

accioheadcanons:

lmaoalien:

plot twist: JK rowling writes a series on voldemorts point of view

"i looked in the mirror and cried. i look like an egg"

psychedelic-revolver:

It’s 4:20. You must blaze it, Mr. Potter.

getoffmybloghoe:

Don’t roll joints, roll up to church. Praise The Lord!

thenames-hiccup:

yo mama jokes don’t work very well here

narcotic:

i do not care about highschool or getting involved or making memories i want to pass my classes and get the fuck out

asian:

I just want good eyebrows and maybe a new face



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