mylifeasqueenb:

I laugh every time

snapchatting:

there are 7 wonders of the world and i am 3 of them

ridge:

i hate it when people call me funny because I feel like I have to say something really funny again and I just can’t handle that pressure

lampsarepeopletoo:

i dont even sleep anymore i just die for a couple hours each day

therealallecto:

scaredpotter:

the slytherins making a drinking game where they take a shot every time draco malfoy talks about harry potter

also known as the night Madam Pomfrey had to save an entire dormitory from alcohol poisoning

2ct7:

Holds a mcdonalds French fry like a cigarette

peenies:

I hate shirtless white boys who think they’re doing humanity a favor if they call a girl beautiful go get high off your axe deodorant spray

upgraders:

It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making

Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
Audience: *cheers*
Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!

whoatakeiteasyman:

no mom, do not ask that relative if they want to talk to me next on the phone.

virused:

list of people i like:

  1. dogs


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