shouldnt:

I AM SO EXCITED TO WEAR SWEATERS AGAIN

d0nn0:

d0nn0:

what do you say to simba if he is walking slowly

mufasa

maliciousmelons:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got funds hun

me at friends house

friend: so... what do u wanna do
me: idk its ur house
friend: idk ur the guest
me: idk its ur house

doctorwholia:

i wanna look like someone who can cut you but still bakes cookies in her spare time

kanyes-wife:

i hate looking ugly the first time i meet someone like wait i can do better than this i swear

oedipus-sex:

imagine your current friend group but dwayne the rock johnson is an unquestioned part of it

blastortoise:

Why would you intentionally eat olives like what in the fuck? are you okay? is someone forcing you to do this? You need me to call the police let me know so we can help you

itseasytobemerry:

thismachinespewssarcasm:

itseasytobemerry:

why didn’t harry use the chamber of secrets when teaching dumbledore army? i mean, only HE could open the door?

because the giant basilisk skeleton might have been a distraction

if anything it sets the mood

falloutyoungmale:

I write sins not five page research papers



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