chickiefingie:

hey mom can you help me roll this blunt

sassykardashian:

my heart says yes but my bank balance says no

justasimplehoe:

what are the symptoms of being fergalicious

if someone ever falls in love with me i will literally die of shock

regenderate:

hiram-mcdaniels-for-mayor:

jaclcfrost:

let’s play Did I Always Have That Personality Trait Or Did I Absorb It From A Character?

Bonus round: wait one fucking second isn’t that something my friend says and now I’m saying it too

and then there’s my favorite: Did I Get That From My Friend Or Did They Get It From Me?

samclafs:

the level of fierceness in this one gif is overwhelming 

officialpigeon:

"Money can’t make you happy"

WELL IT SURE AS HELL AINT GONNA MAKE ME SAD

flewor:

"was that awkward eye contact or were we checking eachother out" - a life story

crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?